What are you saying? Is it so, could it be, that... you don't have a copy of Still Life Las Vegas? Was it mislaid on the bus? Did a friend borrow the book and never return it? Has it been water-damaged from your copious tears? Was it been  jacked from your home, along with the priceless Haring Print and your prize Pekinese? Never fear! Goodreads is offering seven first-edition, hardback copies of my book in a giveaway that ends September 26. Enter and you could be one of the lucky 7 who will get a signed copy from me. Don't delay, enter now!