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Tag: Television

Getting’ My Monk On

Smooth head. I like the feel of a perfectly shaved head, but poor Doug visibly recoils whenever his hand accidentally grazes my shiny noggin. Yes, I admit it feels a bit… reptilian in its smoothness, I’ll grant him that, but it can also look hot, yah? I’ve gotten positive feedback from two of the gay […]

June 5th, 2012Still Life Las Vegas

Tongue-twisted: An Autopsy of a Language, Butchered

Okay, this one’s gonna be hard to write. It’s partly because I feel responsible. How could I not? I’ve done this drill many, many times; I should have known it was going to go down the way it did because it always goes down the same way and why should it be any different in […]

August 23rd, 2010Still Life Las Vegas

Tales from the Front: 1st Class Infancy

A good friend of mine works as a backup singer to a pretty famous pop singer who is currently jump-starting her career (again) with a world tour. Though grateful for the job (when she gets paid), my friend is in disbelief at how incapable this singer is at doing even the most simple of personal […]

August 22nd, 2010Still Life Las Vegas