Monthly Archives: October 2011
Halloween Shame
Yes, I confess, I did it! I did it! I don’t know what came over me, but I couldn’t help myself until… it was too late. Yes, I used a box mix to make my child’s Halloween cupcakes. Not just a box mix like Duncan Hines or something comfortably good-tasting. No, I was beguiled by […]
The SCARIEST Book You Will Ever Read
Holy Merde, it’s Halloween again. Time for dragging out the styrofoam grim reapers and gravestones, setting up all those fake cobwebs and carving out those soon-to-be black & rotting pumpkins. Looking for a good spooky book? Something chilling to read aloud with a flashlight under your chin? I’ve got the book you MUST buy today. […]
The Real Steal Was My $12 Ticket
All right, I know right off that I’m in the minority here. I mean, the kids I were with loved it. The audience actually cheered and booed in the appropriate places. And when I saunter over to “Rotten Tomatoes,” I see a slim majority of bone fide critics actually liked this movie. That said— YE […]
The Conversational Hedgehog
Where the hell have I been? Yes, you poor, poor faithful Readers, the Forsaken wandering in the blogospheric wilderness, crying out for my literary manna. Wondering: what exactly is going on in my fast-paced, constantly-evolving, ever-fascinating life? What’s fabulous events have transpired, what earth-shattering, cataclysmic revelations have yielded themselves up in my world? What’s been […]
