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Monthly Archives: October 2012

A True Tale of Halloween Terror: The Black Apple

This is not an urban legend. It didn’t happen to a friend of a friend. I know it’s true, because it happened to me. My iPhone… is dead. It didn’t happen in the usual way, through old age, or willed obsolescence, or even a technical difficulty. No, my beloved partner was untimely ripped from me […]

October 31st, 2012Still Life Las Vegas

The (Un)Civil War: Now Playing!

Note: Devil Incarnate, Douglas Wood, has abused his conjugal privileges and has already posted a rebuttal to my post. You can read it at http://www.douglaswood.net. I must admit: I didn’t watch the debate Monday Night. I didn’t watch the one on the Thursday either. I saw none of them, in fact. Unconcerned? Uninterested? Not at all. I’m […]

October 23rd, 2012Still Life Las Vegas

Stair Master

From the 7 floors of the outdoors stairs across the street from my house (12 reps) to the 14 floors of the CNN Building  in Hollywood (6 reps) to the 55 floors of the Wells Fargo Building (2 reps). Brown rice, power bars and (shudder) white chicken meat. It has all lead to this: my […]

October 1st, 2012Still Life Las Vegas