Monthly Archives: October 2012
A True Tale of Halloween Terror: The Black Apple
This is not an urban legend. It didn’t happen to a friend of a friend. I know it’s true, because it happened to me. My iPhone… is dead. It didn’t happen in the usual way, through old age, or willed obsolescence, or even a technical difficulty. No, my beloved partner was untimely ripped from me […]
The (Un)Civil War: Now Playing!
Note: Devil Incarnate, Douglas Wood, has abused his conjugal privileges and has already posted a rebuttal to my post. You can read it at http://www.douglaswood.net. I must admit: I didn’t watch the debate Monday Night. I didn’t watch the one on the Thursday either. I saw none of them, in fact. Unconcerned? Uninterested? Not at all. I’m […]
Stair Master
From the 7 floors of the outdoors stairs across the street from my house (12 reps) to the 14 floors of the CNN Building in Hollywood (6 reps) to the 55 floors of the Wells Fargo Building (2 reps). Brown rice, power bars and (shudder) white chicken meat. It has all lead to this: my […]